DERRICK ACOSTA

Age: 20
Place of Birth: San Diego, CA
Height: Several feet
Weight: Heavy with emotion
Eyes: Blood red
Hair: Wild

YO WASSUP. If ur reading this its cuz i'm DA BEST. I'm derrick, I know whats crackin. I'm tired of girls always saying they want some action but then you get them in bed and all of the sudden the're like "NO NO NO". can you say bLUE BALLS?

Favorite game: supper smash bros. mellee

Favorite Movies: Miller's Crossing, Robocop, Phantom of the Paradise, Citizen Kane, A Night at the Opera, Animal Crackers, Back to the Future, Manhattan, Annie Hall, Sleeper, Husbands and Wives, Terminator 2, Tron, Trainspotting, Moulin Rouge, Gattaca, When Harry Met Sally, Shaolin Soccer, Blade Runner, Turkish Delight, Soldier of Orange, Basic Instinct, Starship Troopers, The Third Man, Touch of Evil, Batman, Total Recall, Chinatown, Gone With the Wind, THX-1138, Stardust Memories, Repo Man, The Game, Unbreakable, Minority Report, The Parallax View, The Conversation, Avalon, AI: Artificial Intelligence, U2: Rattle and Hum, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, The American Astronaut, Cabin Boy, Lawrence of Arabia, Equilibrium

Favorite TV Show: Lost, The Office

Favorite music: FUCKIN GNR, METALLICA ROCKS, FUCK NERVANA, FUCK MODDANNA, PINK IS COOL, THE VOLTA TOO BUT FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE

favorite food: donughts, ice cream, danish, skittles, fritos, starburts, twinkies, ding dongs, cobb salad

absolutely hates: women

Funniest thing I ever saw: people peepeeing/ pooing on cars