You're hooked into Hell... and your mind will NOT be compatible. This new black long sleeve tee brought to you by Derrick is an all time banger from the lower realm. Qualifies your order for a Secret Mystery Prize! These long sleeve tees will take an extra couple weeks to ship- these are made locally in San Diego and just take a little longer to produce and ship. Other stuff in your cart won't ship until this does, just FYI!
Cable Crypt Long Sleeve
Celebrating the 20th anniversary of a legendary video, an infamous incident, and our favorite members-only food court all in one unforgettable two-sided black Comfort Colors tee. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize! This is leftover stock from a past event, first come first serve.
Merchant Shirt
A rare cassette copied from the original tape of Mega64's 2006 police detainment during the filming of their RE4 video. The crew's microphones were never removed during the encounter- every bit of discussion was captured and is now available to the public for the 20th anniversary of the video. This tape also features other unheard interviews, prank calls, and more from that same era. This is a ONE TIME ONLY preorder for those who missed out on our original sale. We estimate it to take 6 to 8 weeks to manufacture, give or take. All other items in your cart won't ship until this does, just FYI!
RE4: The Complete Police Recordings Cassette (PREORDER)
This zine style book contains an archive of various artworks (for videos, posters, events, and more!) of Mega64's work from 2003-2008! This item was created as an exclusive item years ago and has never been available online- it will not be reprinted. First come first serve.
Mega64 Visual Archives Volume 1
This zine style book contains an archive of various artworks (for videos, posters, events, and more!) of Mega64's work from 2009-2014! This item was created as an exclusive item years ago and has never been available online- it will not be reprinted. First come first serve.
Mega64 Visual Archives Volume 2
This high quality backpack (with pockets for nearly anything) is your new best friend for all your various adventures. This backpack is 17" (holds most laptops perfectly) and has all these wonderful specs: Dimensions: 19 x 14" x 7.8" (48.0 x 33 x 17.8 cm); Weight: 1.94 LBS; Capacity: 30-35L; Fabric: Durable Water Resistant and quality 600D polyester
EXPLORE 64 Backpack
Thirst will no longer factor into your adventures with the EXPLORE 64 Water Bottle in tow. This 32oz bottle will not only keep your drink cold, but has the iconic 2 in 1 lid to either let you gulp down from the opening or sip through the built in straw. Sip or suck? You decide.
EXPLORE 64 Water Bottle
A startling confession, designed by Derrick, on an off-white Comfort Colors tee. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize. This is leftover stock from a past event, first come first serve.
Goblin Stompers Shirt
Sleep is for losers The perfect lanyard for convention badges, keys, or anything else you want to hang wisely- featuring the ultimate gamer fuel sponsor to show everyone how much gamer you are.
Caffeinated Pizza Rolls Lanyard
The perfect lanyard for convention badges, keys, or anything else you want to hang wisely- featuring all of the iconic characters and designs by Mariel Kinuko Cartwright across the history of Mega64!
Kinuko Legacy Lanyard
Technology may have burned out your eyeballs, but the rest of your body can still be cozy. This black pullover hoodie pairs perfectly with the VIRTUA joggers. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize! This is leftover stock from a past event, first come first serve.
VIRTUA Pullover Hoodie
Technology may have burned out your eyeballs, but the rest of your body can still be cozy. These high quality joggers pair perfectly with the VIRTUA pullover hoodie. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize! This is leftover stock from a past event, first come first serve.
VIRTUA Joggers
The official shirt of our Mega64 Stroke of Vidnight event- a night to stay up and make strange and sick vids! Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize. This is leftover stock from a past event, first come first serve.
Stroke of Vidnight Shirt
Who said we couldn't be subtle? Our must subdued crewneck sweatshirt ever. Why? Because it's classy. And our whole goal has always been to be classy. This is leftover stock from a past event, first come first serve.
Mega64 Crewneck 2026
The official shirt of MLK WEEK THE ROOM 2025, on a black Comfort Colors tee. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize. This is leftover stock from a past event, first come first serve.
THE ROOM Shirt
The official shirt of the ROOM-B event, on a black Comfort Colors tee. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize. This is leftover stock from a past event, first come first serve.
ROOM-B Shirt
A magnet celebrating a beloved musical favorite.
Joker Song Magnet
